Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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