Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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