Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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