I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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