Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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