let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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