I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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