if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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