Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
