Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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