when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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