i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
