I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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