On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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