last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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