She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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