i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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