they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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