he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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