Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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