My brain says no but my pants say off.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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