ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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