I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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