You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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