It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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