I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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