He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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