And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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