It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
only if we run a train.
done.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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