my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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