TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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