its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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