Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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