You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"it" just moved
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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