just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
