now i know why i became what i already was.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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