I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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