Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just gargled with NyQuil
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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