Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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