god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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