Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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