The maid of honor just puked.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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