You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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