He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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