i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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