i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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