How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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