Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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