Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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