East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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