season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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