it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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