3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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