i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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