Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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