is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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