So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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