his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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